Cheers

In all actuality I meant to come right in the door and write this entire, but like most things in life I seem to be just a step behind, always just a little late. But now worries, I'm here now and I think I'll write for just a bit.  Now when I say for just a bit I don't mean that I'm going to be long winded like I usually am.  I just wanted to say a few things and mainly to someone I know doesn't even read this, but I'll say it anyway because it means that much to me.  

Cory Williamson is one of my best friends and for the longest time I guess I thought he would go crazy and paint himself green and have everybody calling him Sherk.  And I know that deep down in the back of all of our minds we thought that he was going to just leave one day a set sail and become a pirate.  And today I've found out that that dream or thought that we all might have is alive and well.  Because today my friend Cory passed his Captains Test.  And goddamnit  now I have to actually call him Captain Cory.  But I must say that I'm so freaking happy for him it's silly.  So right here and now I want to say Cheers to Cory.

So if you are reading this make sure to congratulate that premature ejaculator and maybe now that he's a captain he'll finally use his status to get laid more.

Captain Cory "Corpedo" Williamson

Just call him Capt'n Cor!!