So today in the Ponder Household it was National Siblings Day! Now before the day started the thought of that just made me vomit. Another completely made up day for ridiculous people that have nothing better to do right?? That is absolutely 100 percent wrong!!! You see the more I fight it and try to fake the funk the more it always seems to come back and slap me right in the size 8 hat wearing head. (You heard that correctly, that's SIZE 8) I absolutely without a doubt have the best sibling in the world and I will fight anybody out there that tries to say any different. But back to the narration of my day.
To start off this morning right around the time I was taking my morning piss and wishing that I could jump back in bed for five more days, my text message on my phone goes off. And at this point I'm thinking who is texting me at 7:45 in the fucking morning. Oh it's my sister reminding me that it's national siblings day and tell me she can't wait until dinner tonight. (Oh yeah I forgot to tell you my sister told me a few days ago that today was national siblings day and that we would be spending the evening having dinner together.) Wasn't really the light at the end of the tunnel that is my day that I was hoping for. So I go to work (total bullshit, I won't bore you with the details) deal with that fiasco and then get off and I am to meet my sister at my moms so that we can go to dinner. (she has a Groupon!!!!)
Well long story short we don't use the groupon and we end up at Outback were I must say that we just have a delightful time. The conversation ranges from the service, which I am of the general consensus that Outback has gone down in service which I'm still trying to put my finger on why that is. (there will be more on that at a later date I'm sure) My sister on the other hand thinks I am mistaken. We also talk about stuff that happened to my sister ON YESTERDAY (her words) and her general displeasure to the nissan dealership because of the fact that every time she takes her car in to get it serviced they don't wash it after they are done with it. Which is my favorite conversation of the night because as crazy as my sister is she has a damn good point. The next time you see her ask her about it she'll love to tell you about it I'm sure.
No somewhere in the middle of dinner I ordered a beer. And when they brought out the beer it was in a bit of a fancy pint glass that I mentioned that I liked. Now this may not have happened at all this way but I like to picture that it did so fuck anyone who says that I'm wrong about it. So after I mentioned that I liked the glass our conversation went on and we ate dinner and we talked about so many different things but my big sister being the person that she is could think about nothing other than getting her little brother that glass. I mean hell it is National Siblings Day after all. So after the check comes and we pay for everything and we realize that we need to get home to watch Modern Family I slam the rest of my beer so we can go. As I'm about to slide out of the both my sister says to me, "finish the rest of that beer." which I already had, all but the tiniest bit that was still in the glass. It was at this point I said "I have." and picked it up and showed it to her. Then she asks me if I want the glass or not because apparently she is going to stick it in her purse. I'm so nervous and I tell her flat out I'm good at these types of things, to which she responds, "I know but I am." So she waits until the coast is clear puts the glass in her purse and we rush out of the restaurant like a couple of Jr High kids. Happy National Siblings Day to me.
But that's not where the story ends my friend, after watching a great episode of NASHVILLE I start talking about my ITUNES library and how some of the music is separated even though it's all part of the same album. It is at this point where the person that earlier this evening said, ON YESTERDAY grabs my computer and schools me on sincing up my ITUNES library and how to combine this songs that are on the same album but when they get downloaded to ITUNES somehow end up separated. I was absolutely amazed and we both had a five minute laugh about it.
So that was my day in a nutshell. To say that I had an amazing NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY would be a giant understatement. I have to best sister in the world, and like I said earlier in this I will fight anybody that tries to say any different.
HAPPY NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!
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